Alright guys so I’m gonna make a new blog because 1/4 of my followers are either bots or inactive ones. I also don’t have the time to go through every single follower and check if they’re “this” or “that”..
Well to be honest I’ve gotten sick of my current one. I know that sounds pretty dumb but I can’t help but change things constantly. This blog has been hiatus for some time, and I want a blog I can actually keep up on.
I’ll post my new url when I’m done.~
when someone keeps trying to take a pic of u when u already said no
take me here on our first date
OHVMY GOD WJERE IS RHIS
A woman who doesn’t work here anymore brought this weird smurf toy into work a couple of months ago and set it on top of the computer because apparently her kids wouldn’t stop fighting over it and I hate it every day. It sits up there taunting me with its apparent lack of spine or any normal smurf anatomy. Anyway I found out a few weeks ago her kids are about 15-17 and now I’m certain this is a highly cursed object.
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I used to step on mine until they exploded.
Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked
somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me
im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…
my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had 2 chewy chocolate candy toffees and 2 orange fanta toffees, and I’ll never forget the happiness and surprise I felt in that one moment in my entire life.
i just found this on furby’s facebook page.
*accidentally showers for 5 hours*
i fell in love with the girl at the rock show
she said “what”
and i said “whAT”
and she said “i can’t hEAR YOU THE MUSIC’S TOO LOUD”
and i said “WHAT”
do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down